Curse

xRustyx · Mar 08, 2009, 05:36 AM // 05:36

HOLLA HOLLA

Y'all I'm on an A++ quest
So I only got one request
If you got answers
-----please be my guest
Hustle hard and be your best

Asked my mum for homework help
She said STFU and do it yourself
And if I get a B she's sending me to Hell
Still sore from the last punishment dealt
That cold ass glare making me melt
Can't call it pedo just cuz my ass is felt

The way she's staring at me make me lose calories
I don't want no beef wit mum make me a salad please
I've been sitting here so long I might grow mammories
I'm brain dead like a guy wit a minimum wage salary

Now that verse was really clever but simple like a lever
When mum asks for crappy chorework never say never
Don't ask for pocket money cuz she'll be wearing Kelvar
But I really want naked pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar

I flip these pages like dealers flip bricks
But what I really want to do is flip my chicks
Actin like a pimp but I'm not really
Most of the girls don't know my deally
They think my 5 inch glasses look silly

Anyway back to the homework at hand
What is this shit I don't even understand
I really want jam with PS3 on Rock Band
But with this assignment I don't think I can.

delnaci · Mar 08, 2009, 06:03 AM // 06:03

Hey now, go back to school
No one wants to help a fool
Get your ass back to the school bus
Don't even think about making a fuss

You can't keep yourself together; your mom is in distress
She keeps saying "He's nothing but a pest!"

But hey now don't take it too hard
..Even though you're still a retard

Abedeus · Mar 08, 2009, 06:31 AM // 06:31

Rap/poetry isn't cool.

Play with your PS3, get a D and work in McDonalds for the rest of your life.

This was a blank verse.

Kerwyn Nasilan · Mar 08, 2009, 03:24 PM // 15:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abedeus

Rap/poetry isn't cool.

Play with your PS3, get a D and work in McDonalds for the rest of your life.

This was a blank verse.

Thread winner

pumpkin pie · Mar 09, 2009, 08:57 AM // 08:57

at least the man can rhyme, saying its bad while you can't even rhyme properly is bad.

Abedeus · Mar 10, 2009, 04:22 PM // 16:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by pumpkin pie

at least the man can rhyme, saying its bad while you can't even rhyme properly is bad.

I don't have to be a good politician to say most of them are lously scumbuckets that treat the voting people as statistics.

Also, I don't have to paint well to say that someone's painting is ugly. It just is, I do not like it. I don't care if I can't do it better, I do not post it on the Internet and make a fool out of myself.

Also, check what blank verse means. I'll tell you - no rhymes.

Sir Skullcrasher · Mar 10, 2009, 04:42 PM // 16:42

Rusty's beats is more dangerous than 50 cent!!

Nice job dude!

MMSDome · Mar 10, 2009, 06:19 PM // 18:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abedeus

Rap/poetry isn't cool.

Play with your PS3, get a D and work in McDonalds for the rest of your life.

This was a blank verse.

lol why post ever post you regularly make yourself look like a jackass. I guess I can thank you for doing it for our amusement?

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Jive rhymes my nooka

xRustyx · Mar 11, 2009, 09:43 PM // 21:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abedeus

I don't have to be a good politician to say most of them are lously scumbuckets that treat the voting people as statistics.

Also, I don't have to paint well to say that someone's painting is ugly. It just is, I do not like it. I don't care if I can't do it better, I do not post it on the Internet and make a fool out of myself.

Also, check what blank verse means. I'll tell you - no rhymes.

At first I thought cookie boy was making a joke
But I guess he's just jealous cuz he broke
Just another cookie on the tray ready to cook
I got more dough than the bakery cuz I sell coke

I spit rhymes so complex it befuddles regular folk
My mind is so oldschool my swagger is straight Locc
Bitches jack my rhymes but don't tell me what you took
My genius is heavy on paper I will hit you with the book

Look
You just shook
If you think paying tax
Make you look good
If you think saying raps
Make you look hood
You must be some white boy crack-a
Who don't live in the hood
You white just like a sheep
Your significance is asleep
You try to live while your wallet weeps
While my homeboys G'd up from the feet
We know who we are, we straight street
And we stay street
Get your faggot ass beat.

Tyla · Mar 11, 2009, 09:49 PM // 21:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abedeus

Also, I don't have to paint well to say that someone's painting is ugly. It just is, I do not like it. I don't care if I can't do it better, I do not post it on the Internet and make a fool out of myself.

There are more opinions than just yours, and the world is full of a lot of different people.

Personally, I don't like rap much, but Rusty is pretty f*cking genius at it.